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Friday, 28 November 2014

It's dark in here


A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.

The little boy says, “it’s dark in here.”


The man whispers, “yes, it is.”


“I have a baseball,” the boy responds.
 

“That’s nice.”

“Want to buy it?”


“No, thanks.”


“My dad’s outside.”


“Okay, how much?”


“$250.”

 

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover end up in the closet together.

“It’s dark in here,” the boy begins.
 

“Yes, it is.”
 

“I have a baseball glove.”
 

The man thinks about the last time they were in the closet together, and decided to cut to the chase — “How much?”
 

“$750.”
 

“Fine.”

 

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “grab your ball and glove. Let’s go outside and play some catch!”
 

“I can’t. I sold them.”
 

“How much did you sell them for?”
 

“$1,000,” the boy replies, smilingly widely.
 

His father responds, “it’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That’s way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church to confess.”

 

The two go to church, and the boy’s father escorts him to the confession booth. Once inside, the boy states, “it’s dark in here.”
 

The priest replies, “don’t start that crap again!”




11 comments:

  1. LOL.

    I'm interpreting this story in a way that habit never dies. for the young boy.

    As far as whether the priest has got to do with the same person hiding inside the closet, hmm....

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  2. i always subscribe to anything is "possible" in life. And "FREE WILL" may not be free under certain conditions or circumstances. too.
    We investors in the stock markets should know that is the truth. The normal distribution curve doesn't always applies in the market though the price of a stock tends to revert to it's mean. The problem is when? How long can you wait? Do you have deep pocket and longevity? If you have, you still must have the patience. NO?

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    1. temperament,

      Wait! This is voodoo...

      It seems some of you see "breasts" in the ice cubes (it's a reference to subliminable messages)!?

      I think I just got the tables turned on me :(

      I know I like to tell stories with an obscure financial angle hidden in them, but you guys are "mind-fxxking" with me right?

      Am I in the twilight zone?

      Don't play! You guys are freaking me out!

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  3. Hi SMOL,

    Pretty dark humor there.

    But don't worry, I ain't offended. Not christian or catholic. =p

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    1. 15 HWW,

      Oh!

      Oh!

      So des ne!

      It's just a joke. Honest!

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  4. Hi SMOL,

    Stop being a priest in the dark! Hahaha.
    Be a man in the light!
    There is no free lunch.

    I came across this joke before years back.


    Rolf

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    1. Rolf,

      Like what they say in the Army:

      "You can do anything you want; just don't get caught!"

      LOL!

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  5. Got caught by conscience, if have one!

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