Monday, 15 March 2021

How I Got Rich On Tesla Stock (Satire)

 

He is funny!





If only I'm a billionaire...

Then maybe I'll cure my baldness?





Regular drinkers from this watering hole may recall this guy looks kind of familiar...


Yup, I featured him in 2016 at this post:


How to be a Financial Freedom snake oil



And you think I like to poke people...


This guy even better!!!


He's making a living out from poking others!





P.S.  Notice he likes to use the Zen "ding" sound? And his channel is called AwakenWithJP?

This is a a fellow practitioner. Wink.





 

10 comments:

  1. I am heck of surprised it is a sponsored video.

    I mean the probiotic company doesn't mind him roasting someone ? Lol

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    1. Sillyinvestor,

      LOL!

      If you look at the landing page of the probiotic company, just substitute the product for a investing/trading course and you'll find the SAME format used by our local "gurus" ;)

      The same format is used by weight loss or hair loss companies too.

      They are all "sama sama". So where got afraid about sponsoring a "poking" video. All they want are viewers with holes in their hearts.


      I see a lot more Singaporean snake oils buying ads in YouTube offering to help others make money - be it internet marketing, properties, options. and what have you...

      All of sudden Singapore got so many gurus?

      Or most of them can't make it in their day jobs?

      Don't let overseas foreign gurus milk Singaporeans. Locals fleece locals more patriotic!?

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  2. Quote : Locals fleece locals more patriotic!

    Ha ha! No foreign currency exchange risk.

    More and more "Gurus" offering FIRE, Master classes or Easy to invest/trade and it show that the Bull market is still active for immediate feel good investing/trading Methods!

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    1. CW,

      One one side, its a "good sign" that some of those formerly "fleeced" students have realised its a lot more profitable to "teach" others the techniques that have learnt than actually put them into practice ;)

      Just put old wine into new bottles to avoid being called out for plagiarism or copyright infringements...

      That's thinking like a landowner (business owner).


      On the other hand, it does not look good that despite so many "monks" doing the same thing today, we have even more bei kambings willing to offer porridge to them!? (So many not happy with their day jobs?)


      Our time got that embarrassing episode where bei kambings really believed there was such a thing as Phd in Options!? Paid $3K some more...

      (Options are a great tool to manage risks. But its the same with all investments. Many have to lose so the few can get rich)

      OK, how many of these former students are financially free from Options today?

      Funny thing though. I don't see many Singaporean snake oils peddling crypto investing/trading courses?

      Weird? (They all missed the boat themselves?)

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  3. Yeah, I listen to music from YouTube as I mark. I have the master courses for get rich ... Super irritating ....

    The format the same la ... From rag to riches. Business failure turn power investor.

    Crypo? They still busy making money. The sun is still out ... Make hay

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    1. Sillyinvestor,

      The financial freedom/get rich community is a bit like religion.

      Those who DON'T believe in heaven and hell are the same ones trying to convince others to believe - for a little tithe of course...

      If one is a TRUE believer, one would never dare fleece their flock of believers.

      You mean these "shepherds" not afraid of the consequences in the afterlife?



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  4. Hi Smol,

    Never say never. The tesla fans may have the last laugh all the way to the bank lol.

    Markets are starting to get weird. There's now a BUZZ etf that buys stocks most hyped on social media.

    And a new one FOMO etf, that well, buys anything that exudes a high level of fomo. 😂

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    1. Spur,

      Yup, we really can have an ETF for anything!!!

      And why do all these financial firms come out with such wonderful trading vehicles?

      Hey! If customers are biting and the promoters can make a buck, why not?


      Financial flavour the year products are like women's fashion ;)

      Some years low hipster pants are in.

      Now high waist pants are back.

      Figure hugging tights are trending...


      That's what most investors/traders do too.

      Others buy what, I buy also!

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  5. Hi SMOL,

    Have lah. There's one SG crypto guru offering courses. In fact, I've been chatting with him on-and-off. I'm one among many that he follows for crypto investment alpha, lol.

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    1. Unintelligent Nerd,

      I don't see anyone from Singapore advertising in YouTube or "blogging" to market crypto courses at Singapore Investment Bloggers ;)

      This guru must be doing well; why advertise when you are already known?

      Or maybe he knows where and who to target - youths who don't know what cannot be done!


      I know you are involved in the crypto space. Have fun!

      Every generation got our own poison to swallow.

      I started with penny stocks (no better than cryptos). Made a lot; lost even more.

      LOL!


      Now I don't play penny stocks anymore.

      I've evolved ;)

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