How to ensure adequate H&S coverage

First. wet hair thoroughly.

Squeese some H&S onto the palm of your hand.

Rub it gently onto your hair.

Using the tip of your fingers from both hands, massage your scalp until lather forms.

Ah! Pleasure.

Now rinse hair under running water.

Fling your head to the left, and then right, as you lift up your head.

Sassy!

Grab a towel.

No. Don't do the jiggle, jiggle towel over hair thing like a mad woman.

Put your head to the side and let your hair down.

Envelop hair with towel using both hands. Dab, dab.

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You a man?

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You don't say I don't tell OK?