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Sunday, 19 April 2015

Single and Married






If you have appetite to see what divorced looks like - Single, Married, and Divorced.





9 comments:

  1. Aiyo!! SMOL,

    Marriage is a weight management center?

    I would think marriage is a frying pan!!

    Definitely lots of heat!

    Some get burnt and thrown away.

    Some ingredients get cooked and some still raw, or some get burnt ... Either way it is a bad bad taste ...

    The best way is always either find ingredients of same characteristics,

    Or

    One face the heat first, then shared the heat together and when the final dish is done, there it
    Doesn't matter if it's chilli crab or crab chilli.

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    1. Sillyinvestor,

      When I looked at the girls pics, I had a good laugh as I immediately thought of my married lady friends. Man! Were they slim and curvy when they were single.... Should I send this pic to their husbands? LOL!

      Then I looked down at my tummy and I go - maybe those who live in glass houses should not play with stones!

      Man! I can do with some exercise. I'm getting bloated now that my metabolism has downshifted to snail pace.

      And to think that before NS, I wear size 27 inches jeans! From under-nourished to now size 35 inches :(

      Excuse me as I suddenly got the urge to sing "Memories" from the musical Cats...

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    2. Lol,

      Same here. I always tell me friend,

      俊俏不再,潇洒依旧

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  2. For married men, forced losses.

    For married women, took partial profits. Lock up or re-invest profits.

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    1. CW,

      问世间情为何物,直教人生死相许!

      Willing prisoner; willing warden.

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  3. Hi SMOL

    Wah, don't like that leh...

    How come my tummy is getting bigger each day?

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    1. B,

      Congrats!

      That's a sign of "prosperity"!

      It's also a way to assure your other half that you are so comfortable with her company that you can "let it go"...

      LOL!

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  4. Say or joke what you want. It's a fact married couples usually lives longer then singles. i suppose there are one more reasons to live by being with someone and/or family.

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    1. temperament,

      I can't fault what you say for it's scientifically and statistically true.

      The secret sauce is not marriage.

      It's companionship ;)

      When a man gets tied up to the ground, he gives the world its saddest sound....

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