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Monday, 9 March 2015

How to be REALLY REALLY rich



Add coconut milk, cream, butter, sugar, and oil.

Guarantee very rich!

 Burp...





37 comments:

  1. Last Sunday at East Coast Food Centre for pork leg, BBQ chicken, Or Luak and coconut. So rich!

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    1. CW,

      LOL! You definitely one true blue HDB heartlander!

      Dare dare eat! Worry later!

      Congrats!

      It also means you have no high blood pressure, no high cholesterol, and you are definitely not overweight ;)

      I also eat like you; but too bad I look like having my third trimester :(

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    1. RetailTrader,

      Cannot.

      Got female readers here in this watering-hole.

      Must say male-chicken-tease ;)

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  3. or you can volunteer to go to mars, if you selected, you gonna be the richest man on the planet!

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    1. you think why there had already 1,000 application volunteer to go mars, they are not stupid!

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    2. coconut,

      I not sure you remember this US TV show in the 70s - Space 1999.

      We are behind schedule... We are supposed to colonize the moon by now :(

      But one thing in the show has turned into fruition - we now can talk and see each other on our smart phones like in the TV show :)


      Eh... Go to Mars do what? Eat red dust?

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    3. become the richest man on the planet!

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    4. and you can be who ever you want to be, a king, a president, a cop, a thief, almost everything!

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    5. not to mention the flight and accomodation to mars are all paid for, its free! you got any idea how much it cost you if its not free?

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    6. yes sir re, the number of application could only go up in time when many will eventually discover the benefit.

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    7. make sure i keep an close eye on my wife on this one haha....

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    8. coconut,

      May I suggest you double-check your contract....

      The last time the African slaves were sold to North America, the voyage and accommodation were "free" too :(

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    9. coconut,

      Are you marketing land banking on Mars?

      Jio me OK? I'll be your employee no.1?

      This way, I can make sure I'll end up at the top of the pyramid and don't have to feed any up-lines above me :)

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    10. you think i'm kidding about the people volunteer to go mars?

      i'm no kidding my friend! its a one way trip and they know it.

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    11. Now you make sense!

      One way trip ;)

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  4. Is becoming a buddhist monk rich enough? Or am i the richest man if i don't need to use any money? Which one will you choose?

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    1. haha, given a choice between mars and monk, i choose monk.

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    2. why? becos no need to go through all those astronut training, very tough one!

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    3. now we have many choices to be rich, eating crab also can haha...

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    4. temperament,

      I am "rich" because I have enough.

      And I have people that matter whom I can share it with :)

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  5. i yesterday just eaten chilli crab and drink the thick gravy and eat the yummy 'ko' (crab roe)
    now feeling rich, stomache, eat too much feeling guilty

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    1. Jimmy L,

      LOL!

      To counter-balance, must eat Teochew porridge with giam ganna tonight :)

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  6. Yesterday ACCICB and I had a 7 course meal at Hai Tien Lo ;)

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  7. SMOL,
    I just had Kaya with toast this morning. Very yummy and fulfilling! Great value too with the Kopi set.

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    1. ckw-I99,

      I love to add a slice of cold butter into the hot kaya toast - ice/fire mix ;)

      Health fanatics and weight watchers will faint!

      LOL!

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  8. print shirt, trousers and underwear with the phrase "very rich!" and wear it everyday...

    ok? rich liao... :-)

    be careful... is being rich something you wear ? or something you are.. let's think...

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    1. Rolf,

      This will be more crass then the Noveau Riche who adorns conspicuous brand names all over...

      School during holidays - no class.


      Riches and wealth are external; so it can't be WHO we are ;)

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  9. by the way.. I like kopi o.. kosong... no add this add that... it is most rich in kopi taste... but not in sugar or milk...

    so nowadays even women add this modify this modify that.. they are rich looking... and good to see...

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    1. Wow! You night owl or what?

      No wonder at this hour thinking about women's "enhancements".

      Eh? Why am I thinking of A, B, C, D, E?

      LOL!



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    2. Hi SMOL,

      I am night owl when next day is my off day...

      Thinking is no crime... continue to think...

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    3. Rolf,

      No wonder.

      I now no spring chicken anymore.... Need my beauty sleep ;)


      Thinking is good; think too much no good.

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